我是他妈的蜥蜴王, I Am the Fucking Lizard King T-Shirt, Robert California Propaganda Tee
$16.23
"I am the fucking Lizard King."
All hail Robert California in his final form. This satirical tee features the enigmatic CEO from The Office reimagined as a revolutionary cult leader in a vintage Chinese propaganda style. The phrase 我是他妈的蜥蜴王 translates directly to his iconic declaration — expletive included.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve Length, in | 16.75 | 18.00 | 19.25 | 20.50 | 22.25 | 23.75 |
| Size Tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Absurd, unhinged, and strangely powerful — just like the man himself.
- 100% cotton solid colors; select heathers include polyester blends
- Medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem for durability
- Shoulder tape and lay-flat collar to resist stretching and maintain shape
- Smooth, print-friendly fabric with black sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
