万物皆性 T Shirt, Everything Is Sex Robert California Revolutionary Propaganda Shirt
$16.23
"Everything is sex. Do you understand that what I'm telling you is a universal truth, Toby?"
Channel your inner philosopher-CEO with this bold, satirical tee featuring Robert California in full revolutionary glory. Inspired by Chinese propaganda posters and Robert's infamous monologue from The Office, this design features the phrase 万物皆性 — translated as both “Everything Has Spirit” and “Everything Is Sex.”
It’s part spiritual revelation, part HR violation. Just like Robert would want it.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve Length, in | 16.75 | 18.00 | 19.25 | 20.50 | 22.25 | 23.75 |
| Size Tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; select heathers include polyester blends
- Medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem for durability
- Shoulder tape and lay-flat collar to resist stretching and maintain shape
- Smooth, print-friendly fabric with black sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
